Four points of an EGD:
Well hello, EGD. Tomorrow morning we’ll meet. I’ll most likely look a little green and thin… but I’m hoping you can help me with that. Being a mystery is over-rated. If I knew there would be answers and solutions after we meet, I’d rate you worth every penny ($). Still, I’m not looking forward to the IV, scratching gown, and drugs. It’s not you… I just don’t like being a patient.